Humor Pieces and Recognition
Writing
The Musk Magazine Headline May 2024 - Dad Just Acting Out to Get Teenage Son’s Attention
Weekly Humorist Illustrated Piece April 2024 - The Best Bang for Your Buck
The Hard Times Article April 2024 - How to Tell if the Emotional Walls You Put Up Are Load-Bearing
The Musk Magazine Headline March 2024 - This Senior Dog Is Available for Adoption But You Have to Listen to His Views on Women in the Workplace
Weekly Humorist Piece March 2024 - Conversations Between a Woman and the Dog She’s Unknowingly Dating on ‘Love Is Blind’
The Musk Magazine Headline March 2024 - Dad That Refers to His Family as ‘Team’ Looking to Make Midseason Trade
The Belladonna Piece February 2024 - Everything I, an Elder Millennial, Am Thinking as I Approach This Group of Teens
McSweeney’s Piece February 2024 - How Far We’ve Come Since 2016
Weekly Humorist Piece January 2024 - I’m a Horse, and I Never Asked to Be Anyone’s Therapist
Reductress Headline August 2023 - ‘I Would Do So Many Interesting Things If I Didn’t Have to Work,’ Says Woman Who Would Mostly Sleep
Reductress Headline July 2023 - Goals! This Smoke Detector Screamed Until It Got What It Wanted
Reductress Headline June 2023 - DUDE CORNER: I Want Everyone to Notice My Very Loud Engine, but Especially My Dad
Reductress Headline and Article June 2023 - Having a Chronic Illness Doesn’t Define Me, But It Does Get Me Out of Helping People Move
The Belladonna Contributor June 2023 - The Belladonna Writers Share Their Summer Plans
Reductress Headline June 2023 - People-Pleasing Woman Gives Soul to Devil Without Him Even Asking
Weekly Humorist Piece June 2023 - If Famous Crime Movies Revolved Around Kohl’s Cash
Reductress Headline May 2023 - The 5 Best Sandals for Men That Are All Closed-Toed Shoes
Reductress Headline May 2023 - How to Crochet Without Sacrificing the Slutty Persona You’ve Carefully Cultivated
The Belladonna Piece April 2023 - Friends: The One Where Rachel Explores Her Reproductive Options
Reductress Headline March 2023 - Unprofessional? This Kid Running a Lemonade Stand Doesn’t Even Have a LinkedIn
Reductress Headline February 2023 - Help! I Made My Husband a Man Cave and Now He Won’t Shut the Fuck Up About Stalagmites
Reductress Headline December 2022 - ‘I Did a Thing!’ Says Woman Who Fucked One of These Guys
Reductress Headline November 2022 - Did You Know? Pregnant Women Hold Their Bumps Like That Because Otherwise the Little Fucker Would Fall Out
Reductress Headline October 2022 - Folksy! Midwestern Boyfriend Orders Side of Ranch Before Eating You Out
Reductress Headline September 2022 - I LIVED IT: I Went on a Haunted Hayride and a Kid Thought I Was Part of It
Reductress Headline July 2022 - Help! I Worked on Loving My Body Too Much and Now I Can’t Stop Masturbating
Reductress Headline June 2022 - Why I Quit Botox and Started Obscuring My Face Like the Neighbor From ‘Home Improvement’
Reductress Headline April 2022 - Why I’m Rejecting Diet Culture and Consuming as Many Microplastics as I Want
Reductress Headline March 2022 - Blowjob Tips That Are All Pretending His Dick Is an Outshine Fruit Bar
Reductress Topical Headline December 2021 - Joe Manchin Looking Forward to Receiving Lump of Coal Money This Christmas
Reductress Headline September 2021 - How to Fill in Your Pubes if You Overplucked in the 90s
Reductress Headline August 2021 - Woman Putting All Her Demons on Display Through Little Sayings on Accent Pillows
Reductress Headline June 2021 - How to Support Saving the Bees Even Though They Were Responsible for the Death of Your Childhood Best Friend
Reductress Headline June 2021 - Wow! This Plant Requires Very Little Water but You Have to Sing ‘My Humps’ to It Three Times a Day
Reductress Headline April 2021 - Eggplant Recipes That Aren’t Just Adding Some Limes to Make a Dick and Balls
Reductress Headline March 2021 - Wow! This Dog Didn’t Freak Out When She Learned Her Birthday Meant Aging 7 Years
Reductress Headline March 2021 - Instead of a Husband and Children, Here’s Why I’m Filling My Home With LED Mood Lights
Reductress Headline February 2021 - Sea Shanty TikToks Your Shipwrecked Husband Will Unfortunately Never Hear
Reductress Headline November 2020 - Too Far? This Man Plays the Banjo
Reductress Topical Headline October 2020 - Fly on Pence’s Head is Shocked This Blew Up, Thinks You Should Check Out His SoundCloud
Reductress Headline September 2020 - Killing It! Woman Plans Entire Week’s Meals Around 8-Pack of Hamburger Buns
Reductress Headline and Article August 2020 - How to Not Bring Up Your Vagina When You Run Into Your Gynecologist at Whole Foods
Recognition
Became Co-Social Media Coordinator for The Belladonna - February 2024
Selected as MSAA Artist of the Month - January 2024
Among Weekly Humorist top picks of 2023
Selected as a participant for DAF/The Onion Workshop - March 2023
Selected for St. Nell’s Humor Writing Residency - February/March 2023
BuzzFeed Hilarious Tweets by Women - September 2022
WhoHaha Funny Friday - March 2022
WhoHaha Funny Friday - September 2021
WhoHaha Funny Friday - May 2021